主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人; x! R) m$ F+ S) H
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Here are just a few reasons why?8 R" Q8 r9 M! m. ?0 G$ a) {
為什麼呢? 8 i7 X$ V$ Y0 v. n: Q# S
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" ( b" }* `- P+ w% C& O2 Z3 ~ e
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇# a1 E3 G. a' n5 o( r j+ j
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇* l+ K' d) T6 G% M
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; x$ |8 q: S( b/ M$ y: ` u
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇1 @* I4 f5 v% k( U, t; W
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 v$ V" i# \4 V
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 6 b) Y B; I3 z) C
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. $ M& R" o2 ~. Q" w" @" q: D9 ^. f
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, |, L/ s9 e; z2 D) N% L, \# ?
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ D/ V6 R& _" d3 t* C( s( B8 h3 c
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ( j# \5 o+ x) X2 L" s; z* E
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 $ h1 f) `7 H. t) M" b1 W/ e
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Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ Z: \: j. C( d* o8 O2 D
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) H3 i- _' J9 _3 J
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 公仔箱論壇. W& h' M4 g1 F$ ^; S5 B
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 6 m; g9 w" v, _, p4 [- B
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 n( c- S4 G/ b" }' @: N/ e
熟女直接又誠實 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% ~9 j1 l* a; a ?, l7 A
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. ) \: \5 N* p/ a) S
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 * t. z: z2 l* Z, e
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; Z5 v+ P- @3 p3 b" X( n: o& o5 B0 S6 n
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. www2.tvboxnow.com5 u5 k% E, O* u8 [+ i, F
40歲以上的男人呢 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 B, _- d; H2 _
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 6 P. K9 b7 b! Y0 d) u; F# z
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 ( L! U F+ R8 E$ o
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 ]( w1 e* I' I( w% U
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: l! D: P5 H: d- Z5 [& D y3 f8 Q
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 公仔箱論壇/ j+ R' s) {# L( D: Y5 K% P! `/ q; B
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. www2.tvboxnow.com' v5 J- s; s$ H6 n/ C: n. s
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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