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作者: ckw4737    時間: 2009-3-24 02:54 PM     標題: Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* s3 Y5 U" k% g, \
> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇7 O# }7 b6 ]7 i
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
8 D  K# C9 x3 V3 e2 t' Z! {> and you need to shut up.  `2 b7 x" r9 C  l( a7 Y- E2 b( u( x
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> (2) Five
: K* s" n3 ]; Q) O1 ~8 Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Minutes: If
2 h' l2 L6 a; r9 ?: G6 ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivewww2.tvboxnow.com2 Y( K0 ?5 `- @1 h+ H1 j3 `
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
9 @% f% a: i6 R0 ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
" B' x- Q) g; d  C1 a- b公仔箱論壇> the house.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 y+ b" Q2 S( E- l: g2 G0 x2 ?  W
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  R1 ]$ ?# t  btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: This
( y6 q+ \: s9 I  `0 U公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you# x: a8 n, q- U9 a6 l8 `# H* E
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
+ A' T# }+ I7 p. G) `' N. W6 `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇' H4 ^, Y( b; J, Z/ H& V' H
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> (4) Go
; [2 L8 f1 I6 J% g# [1 stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Ahead: This
2 o# n! L" P- |4 Z1 t0 L> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇8 V9 {. r, c4 q2 s+ o
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5 {% e( g$ q: ~/ D公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud- j. Z  Q- a3 C6 M! {7 V6 c+ d
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
/ ]: C- H# i( U: dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
, D6 U) g% k- L* N> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingwww2.tvboxnow.com) f% e" V. J7 j) N
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
( K' P/ g% c' G, s公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇' Q* w8 m& H1 i, N4 t
> nothing.)
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> (6) That'swww2.tvboxnow.com+ e% [* }- u; x" h: o$ e
> Okay: This
& `) K2 v& m- ?. g" I% M% D公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
2 \& Z& f: C. s) o, t8 n> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' \2 l+ I4 t2 F3 h9 l6 J; c/ ~- _3 ]
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
" Y1 l) |8 n$ ~7 Z( P> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A) n0 L8 m" p5 F( ]7 M  U3 u( v8 [2 P
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
# p$ L2 m  T. N7 y& r$ H公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
2 W, N+ j/ m6 z# Z9 X0 A! Q+ c7 N& Pwww2.tvboxnow.com> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
3 o$ }, |+ _# r# ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
% e& l; B1 O5 M8 |( u% r, R9 x* xwww2.tvboxnow.com> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a: x/ B8 j# s  s
> 'whatever').
9 k. P# [) y% O6 owww2.tvboxnow.com> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ z% f5 w( }3 }( ?+ z' i8 i
> (8) Whatever: Is a
2 P# a  W4 E$ v; j$ q7 F6 ewww2.tvboxnow.com> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
' D7 o9 j2 o; I' ^/ G! F> worry about it, I got it: Another
0 k% L1 b4 ^- c: a> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman2 }$ w/ e% P% {6 D7 B
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
$ P" \* g9 q& k4 |' \% k  J: s8 ]> herself. This will later result in a man
! ?, d. E  I2 t- C* v7 J. V公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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