一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。www2.tvboxnow.com9 z8 x# W" ~ f% S# x* Q
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」 ; q0 S5 x7 l1 S2 @2 c. X& ]9 _( k& ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇3 E3 F3 l- A# `+ M. l, u9 z
「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」* \5 A1 L5 U( S, |, A2 u2 k
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 4 j6 S6 i; S, z2 D4 Iwww2.tvboxnow.com x% T) C% W7 t1 f7 V+ l9 r/ o0 `% _7 R
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 S$ o' W( v4 @. w; w
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. & A4 s. k! K8 |4 P( h公仔箱論壇; O( H- k9 @3 |9 n+ Z
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# a5 n! G+ F/ J
+ h! A9 @* F4 \" n1 O* \"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 9 `9 P+ B6 G; j, P' M9 ^$ P/ J- `www2.tvboxnow.com- f$ `! ~. g, ~; J6 c! u. Q
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 S' a. @- G) b9 f
1 o$ z+ [: q/ Z* u, K- H ~$ XThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"