A laugh for today!
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called "Positive Thinking"  )
Lady to her dietitian :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude"  )
A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".
(This is self confidence in its peak  )
This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward.
You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" |
發表於 2016-12-6 11:29 PM
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