一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。www2.tvboxnow.com$ {9 u8 T4 \/ @3 G1 C6 l g! Y
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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, m9 g2 r# h8 {6 _5 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇+ R0 |2 |. v9 ~
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」www2.tvboxnow.com& F, D3 m1 e6 H# h$ r
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
0 p6 `" a0 @$ X9 @公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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1 C0 t. _3 B: }8 O# Q; nwww2.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 L3 Y' E* c4 D1 N7 @
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.7 T0 I# L% v- s' V: Z8 @; n
4 \; Z5 z9 {5 iThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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