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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" K0 h. t: p: m
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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/ B9 E# N; L* r% D8 w3 _/ a2 O( nA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 d( a$ I: |/ |1 C  {) e
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) e! `* i+ ]3 e7 |  Y- `
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. $ b' s0 R" H' z% `# ?" }
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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6 [+ Z1 L( _+ j& n6 t" x" \www2.tvboxnow.comOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 公仔箱論壇8 D1 b* C/ H5 `6 ?/ K6 j3 s
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 公仔箱論壇% k# @1 k1 W% N# T
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
9 I7 K2 s, f. K7 pwww2.tvboxnow.com因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 1 W( c: ?+ A0 v
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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# d( {3 _7 _, E$ D. }; q. XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
$ w9 I# U* x' \9 f/ o" k只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. www2.tvboxnow.com2 M9 t; R% B* y+ h
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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6 O8 H) e% \* i, @% vYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇6 @. S4 O0 B+ @( ?+ J) \  j
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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% \; l4 D: o  r1 Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 8 T& W" J  \& l: `
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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Why?
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7 C$ ?, G8 o. btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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