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9 m9 a  x0 @8 J0 ^www2.tvboxnow.com> WORDS WOMEN USEwww2.tvboxnow.com5 ~# i3 b- U1 J0 i$ o
> (1) Fine: This
2 g$ ?6 Q: E/ z+ [  A- `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right1 f5 M' b( N) [$ W5 k+ ]
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
4 Q8 v0 u* q9 A- e> Minutes: If
* `5 K4 G& Q+ L* VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
/ R+ R/ q) H) r0 S- f! v: c+ t> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
3 {* F9 \. @: Q% h, W( }www2.tvboxnow.com> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
3 H3 V/ {4 c( Z> the house.公仔箱論壇6 M( b  S; q6 I( H8 ~3 `
>
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> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you8 G4 t7 \5 |, X8 L
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingwww2.tvboxnow.com0 b  E& ~* h7 M" H& b% v
> usually end in fine.www2.tvboxnow.com' {! O8 e' L+ H* `
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3 t  N* _9 Q0 O' e8 P> (4) Go
9 u- [) f0 @! y6 l" o# pwww2.tvboxnow.com> Ahead: This. N4 ?. E: o; G6 |# c& d8 [: m
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇! h( M$ ?3 G) K0 H9 f6 T
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> (5) Loud
1 O, z! V4 C! `7 l; ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
2 a5 _3 s# Z# Z/ @: X+ ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; M, w7 M: z0 b& u
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
& o! u/ m2 y" p5 `( }: @1 j公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
( a4 @' U* B: o+ k> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 v& W3 h7 M2 W$ `, }' s  B
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's; ]+ H! `) j6 P* b7 t
> Okay: This
& o9 v! B  a8 W* s  _> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to7 u9 G' |$ V+ l9 L1 q: w, f
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
+ X3 N' F3 Z1 m' U6 ^$ U* y3 A- Z9 k> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇4 z: u% W  \7 i* S- b9 I% z
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, {; G" r* n. u> (7) Thanks: A
" o# o. b! @) v5 e! @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' c7 f; W+ T- M( Y! \' Q0 @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ `* {, n; u4 ^1 d' I+ {
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 u5 t! P; L* ~
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
8 K5 n- i. [" K/ c- d& v, a' V> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
$ s) G& j* R( _# R" \* v9 S# F7 F- twww2.tvboxnow.com> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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# Z9 d3 n/ \* r1 z6 F8 btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't. I$ ~- |# o, g
> worry about it, I got it: Another
8 ?/ p$ K; c: y4 W+ X> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman- ?# H4 `* R/ Q8 y1 T; E& ^, O1 R% l
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
0 B/ P& m/ }9 w' H3 r- E; F9 LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇% r4 C! {; \8 L5 X5 T6 L
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
3 P" e* y- z% H$ R7 M8 w> response refer to # 3.
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