一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。1 Z: r7 O1 A1 g5 Q0 k+ O
: c% h: L: t l/ Z1 x/ owww2.tvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 G; i; U) B: z+ H8 R3 i; X. I! g% O$ X
/ c$ w1 G/ ~' O0 n' O9 J. L) Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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2 \5 b, Z) j5 {「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」www2.tvboxnow.com- d7 B& [6 V- Z/ \ l6 H k
* N- e4 G% ^7 T/ `" ]0 Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
2 U; G' f, H3 }' U) z% C g, Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.% B% o$ v9 {/ p5 Z n- m& P
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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+ r- \( e7 |# h5 {; W8 R7 B公仔箱論壇"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.( o* O0 U* q9 P) A0 i7 v7 C
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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