一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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# p# ?% k* j1 Z9 ^; I公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」7 N8 a' q6 d4 a" ^) D! C1 h
0 d1 u9 u5 l6 j$ ?www2.tvboxnow.com「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇$ q* J: w( |8 U" f0 M
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
) h0 v( f9 @- |" `公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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C0 }; O: ]. V$ \A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- K6 y! J6 c# V; K6 b/ L
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ R1 @1 N. `3 R
- v, W* X8 \& I8 T c3 z# ~"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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6 F( u( h. q: Z: j# @$ d4 K2 |$ K ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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