一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' Z* K5 ^9 w. E- V
0 `/ E) b, [0 f5 ^7 ~8 ]. H! fwww2.tvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇0 y' _7 x' L2 T4 U$ V+ u. q2 t
$ C9 v& O4 N3 cTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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0 P( Y, J% p* {, p* U婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
' i; Z8 j$ h; x+ t+ m6 N$ }www2.tvboxnow.comAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ P: @* v* @! F- s% C7 r, y
, E$ F# w/ K# a2 s2 c ?"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."8 k) j6 J8 v1 x R
) p; R+ Q$ e. V3 T. n) MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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4 D% D& E' G& j& N5 {The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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