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標題: [旅遊資訊] 28 跡象你的父母是亞洲移民 [打印本頁]

作者: sallytong    時間: 2013-10-13 10:29 PM     標題: 28 跡象你的父母是亞洲移民

本帖最後由 sallytong 於 2013-10-15 11:59 PM 編輯

1. Before prom, your parents had stern words for your date:



2. On vacations, your parents took photos like this:

You laughed, rolled your eyes, but years later you realize you should've taken more photos of them.



3. They did this at the fruit aisle:


4. And ordered hot water at restaurants.



5. They coached you on starving before a buffet and gorging only on rib eye and lobsters.
Seafood-phobes were deadweight in buffet Olympics.


6. When the bill came, older relatives fought, i.e., yelled and screamed
in the middle of the restaurant, for the right to pay.


7. Some distant cousin or family friend's son/daughter is always being trotted

out as a paragon of perfection that you're falling short of.


8. When you got sick, your parents fed you bitter herbal brews, or sent
you to weird bruising traditional treatments:

It didn't actually hurt, but you were always afraid someone would report you to Child Services when you changed for gym.


9. Your mom's always convinced it's too cold without a jacket outside.

And you would never, ever, leave the fan on when you're sleeping.


10. Your relatives stuffed you with awesome food. And they didn't

hesitate to comment when your waistline ballooned.

Expert food trolls, those Asian aunts.


11. You ate savory breakfasts littered with jarred pickles. Rice was always involved.


12. When they visited you, they always crashed on some relative's couch, or kicked you out of your own bed.


They were convinced hotels were a rip-off.

13. The remote control is wrapped in plastic wrap.



14. For a household that was low on luxury, there were a lot of foot massagers,

back massagers, massage hammers, and massage accessories.



15. Your mom put fluffy dried pork into your sandwiches, and your friends said it looked like hair.


Scarred for life.

16. Your fridge was packed with jars whose labels never matched the food within.


You also saved every jar to store pickled stuff.

17. You only had bowls. No plates.



18. The dishwasher was used only as a drying rack.


19. In the drawers were free napkins, cups, utensils, and mini shampoo bottles your parents hoarded from hotels.


Also shower caps, though no one in your family has ever used one before.

20. Saturdays, you studied your parents' native tongues. Sundays, you practiced an instrument. Your dad was rad if he let you pick the guitar.



21. Your friends were always wondering why your parents were arguing.
That's just how they speak.



22. Everyone was your aunt or uncle, but you had no idea if they were actually related to you.

Also your parents called each other Mom and Dad instead of their first names. In fact, you didn't even know adults had first names.


23. You know what durians smell like.


24. People always assume that you're related to another Lee /Chung /Nguyen /Hong /Kim that they know.


25. Nothing will stop your aunts from trying to set you up with royal bores with Ivy League degrees.

"Mom, we have nothing in common." "But he/she's a doctor from Harvard!"


26. Every year, you got money in red envelopes on New Year's.


28. Won't let you get on board of "well known" airline's flight.

    (as subjected by Sweet Lemon)


Finally:
Your parents gave you Everything They Had and spent nothing on themselves.
They know firsthand the dangers of the world, and their work isn't done until they see you settled and safe.







作者: JanetRose    時間: 2013-10-23 12:03 PM

haha ,exactly~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: tai1    時間: 2013-10-25 04:32 PM

funny! but, so true!
作者: jadekey    時間: 2013-11-3 04:43 AM

this is actually no funny matter. Not very considerable or low in understanding the culture 1# sallytong
作者: patywwat    時間: 2013-12-15 09:13 PM

thanks for sharing
作者: enej9kk42    時間: 2014-1-8 05:40 PM     標題: 椅子に座っての動きを模倣し、胴体を下げ、立ちに戻る

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作者: fung140102    時間: 2014-1-10 10:44 AM

funny








新蒲崗當代

作者: rsph    時間: 2014-2-3 02:28 AM

interesting!
作者: ljcgz    時間: 2014-2-3 09:01 AM

广东人有些不同
作者: citydancer2000    時間: 2014-2-11 08:35 AM

Thanks a lot !!!
作者: ivyyee    時間: 2014-2-12 02:17 PM

Very informative that 28 跡象你的父母是亞洲移民.

My guw lo friend agreed.

I love the chinese restaurant sign post.
作者: 小明家    時間: 2014-2-25 08:12 AM

10 signs of asian cultures
esp for the poses
作者: nogardg    時間: 2014-2-25 12:27 PM

lmfao but thanks for sharing
作者: zkent00    時間: 2014-3-1 12:17 PM

some what right.
作者: hughieleung    時間: 2014-3-14 07:05 PM

1# sallytong haha...that's true. Thank you for sharing.
作者: Markham1993    時間: 2014-3-19 09:36 AM

Funny truth
作者: erikavee    時間: 2014-3-20 12:00 AM

trueeee~~~
and blessed feelings to have lovely parents
作者: macally7450tvb2    時間: 2014-3-26 07:19 PM

that TV remote really is the point
作者: goonerwong1927    時間: 2014-3-26 11:29 PM

hey good one!One more- they drive Honda, Toyota etc.
作者: a_toronto_guy    時間: 2014-7-15 04:46 AM

Some are true, some are not.  But thanks for sharing.
作者: Chevia    時間: 2014-9-10 07:32 AM

thank you for sharing, but some are not true.
作者: chowfukun    時間: 2014-9-11 01:05 AM

Well, that is exactly the Chinese parents will do.




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