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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :$ m# `2 {! ~$ h0 j) W* N* @

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. www2.tvboxnow.com1 |5 |  X* Q+ K& [! }
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( g- ]7 B2 w2 _7 J# t& F
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" www2.tvboxnow.com0 q' q2 l( S2 C6 ]
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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7 L! `; \$ B( i( o; H6 A8 Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvbShe doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 p( {, w/ ?; B: b, L
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇7 w9 m; `1 k  F; |4 M
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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Women over 40 are dignified.
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0 j# @4 [* d* Cwww2.tvboxnow.comThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
+ X2 H9 ?" ~% R不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. www2.tvboxnow.com/ O1 x6 U( T- Q/ I  }- X0 j* D. }
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. + S/ e  x! u7 l- V; z4 O
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 公仔箱論壇+ z" N1 ^. O+ @
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
- ^, N; ^3 u' wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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* l# T7 l8 ^6 {& p" f) K5 PWomen get psychic as they age.
! y, S; Q+ ^# L) n女人越老越通靈

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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
" Z* O4 n8 I0 [: eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  D$ @! ~0 q- q( Z3 i* E
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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- z7 U  G; n% G" O3 Wwww2.tvboxnow.comThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; E2 G- u/ n# i
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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' m' T% D' L9 a4 v: U; q+ V1 O公仔箱論壇You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
; B3 N) m1 P, z2 g公仔箱論壇你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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+ F9 \5 G" M$ j( ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
# ]+ d' L( Q8 P; V, I+ C40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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, A+ e( b+ V3 d, `$ l$ w; G, s4 SFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇  x! m  T- r( }- |' c# r
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,www2.tvboxnow.com$ X" s" w3 A- z. w1 Y

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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& o. ^5 d3 k" {4 _! H; C1 K公仔箱論壇Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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6 n. W# D3 i" g8 p( b2 }. }"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. k/ l' H; W2 R4 e: t
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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" i2 Q& x! ]% z( O7 r: Z2 ^* E公仔箱論壇Here's an update for you.
5 y6 l& J& p1 J2 T/ g實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  u1 t$ N2 [; v
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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* _* ]- h- T( I& g9 {6 C4 U' MBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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