
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" \2 z7 z$ X2 w% [. D4 Y5 i& D
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% f# h3 G4 V- z" t" ]
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. 0 p9 l D# \* i4 b
她才不在乎你在想什麼。www2.tvboxnow.com5 J/ `+ z( j0 c- N- D
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 www2.tvboxnow.com1 X' }7 p( n. }
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 公仔箱論壇6 m6 i5 u0 s" [& z
Women over 40 are dignified. 5 i4 D5 t) Y- | K2 i* L2 L
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 6 |* m; G: y2 z9 _+ K7 |; e! y' T4 l
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 * a% {9 l: o% \8 u$ W8 \& T8 k; e
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. - ~3 A# s& x. o6 ~0 w8 ~
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。公仔箱論壇0 t# ^2 H: h+ i* k
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) " R! b5 q' Y1 O/ |3 x3 E
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. ! P# h4 `( f9 i3 H
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. www2.tvboxnow.com1 Y. R$ b) J+ P8 U2 Y
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ ~! @4 ?7 T- i8 g* m( G' W- ^
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. / t1 j- e! G |; S. t& _
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 G( x" E0 F2 T+ k9 I
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 www2.tvboxnow.com; d- u- H, c+ J8 o$ g' E* s% r& n
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 * n/ w8 q9 A4 c- L5 c
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 www2.tvboxnow.com3 T3 F, x; m* F/ \
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬www2.tvboxnow.com$ W* S+ w! s$ R, \. @" ^+ B' w" u& B# \
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