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標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经 [打印本頁]

作者: toney    時間: 2007-3-12 07:30 PM     標題: [笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.  K8 B- P: R  e1 F
性本善:Sex is good.  w1 Y) [" S4 z+ p5 Z% i3 ^, F
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.8 w" x/ r: ]1 U8 G9 P6 t
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
; I1 h2 y+ m* ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& f0 i5 ^& y9 |公仔箱論壇性乃迁:Sex will leave you..# F/ |  r" h) |* S
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教之道:The way of learning it
" N* X. e  a3 T% o4 {" s# O贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.4 i, T# w( d5 N' J) I
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' S" V7 y/ I7 Y: c2 q* lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
' j% t# V3 t( J+ X% q  Ywww2.tvboxnow.com断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.) q- [1 z& \3 C. @

1 G$ _) B$ }( h6 pwww2.tvboxnow.com窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 x" ^9 f! L# K. |, `% k0 S/ Z& Hwww2.tvboxnow.com有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicinetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 i! O" s, e/ A8 E+ ]
教五子 All his five son took it+ l1 U2 ?$ l+ O5 r' u0 i$ ^
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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3 p: `& z; j- ^7 w1 }3 n养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ i' Y: I9 [2 f6 `! P公仔箱論壇父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇* f, I+ M& r8 H* ?5 T% Q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,8 E+ y( [' f0 Y9 D1 E
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.8 Z2 W+ x/ k$ \2 }" M$ a9 C
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子不学 You may refuse to study thiswww2.tvboxnow.com  z- o" r: M/ ^; U
非所宜 but that is a real mistake7 k$ }; K0 |1 i5 L4 b
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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0 x- c  S- n8 q4 i; P9 A( gwww2.tvboxnow.com不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% d' U& |: w% ^+ y: O5 o8 T8 I公仔箱論壇人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( p/ ?% x. x+ b; k# X) d9 Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: koay    時間: 2007-4-15 03:36 PM

ha ha so funny joke....
作者: bmtak    時間: 2007-4-15 10:26 PM     標題: Good ar, Thank You!!~~


作者: khoko    時間: 2007-4-16 10:40 AM

我又真係冇諗過啊?!
作者: duhanggou    時間: 2007-4-16 11:03 AM


作者: powershenli    時間: 2007-4-19 10:01 PM

GOOD THANKS
作者: stella90    時間: 2007-4-19 10:18 PM

thx




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