/ [+ o" r& ~) K" G' N' t. m8 w+ I1 Z一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 " j3 b- S' ~# f3 H: [# L0 G" E9 pwww2.tvboxnow.com 9 C0 c) e V9 y3 r4 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 , L2 G1 N; X% Gwww2.tvboxnow.comwww2.tvboxnow.com, z& W: J* f5 a% u
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 k; j: E5 G! N: Z7 k5 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb . k$ V) u( Z/ W8 a7 twww2.tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5 U( B7 K: O' D7 L
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. + n1 P. K! s4 h l( D6 wwww2.tvboxnow.com 4 ?& h1 E+ ]0 ewww2.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" $ P3 O; f# \( l: b# |1 b/ z3 ?& E5 Z( P/ K( Y. Z
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." " \# S! C" _5 B3 h 6 p- h. v3 f1 g2 V P, wwww2.tvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. , p3 Y4 n# `! O: f" r4 h: Xwww2.tvboxnow.com7 K% @" P2 T7 X! u) `
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
