一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 0 U; `9 c) Z! q8 E- k& D; i* L _* U* d0 |/ c% |/ ?/ ]6 lwww2.tvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」www2.tvboxnow.com* @0 E, x4 Y1 w6 B$ e
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」www2.tvboxnow.com( y! m2 i8 _$ P8 { E; c
+ ?5 Z& L. w y9 ?4 p% G3 @www2.tvboxnow.com「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 1 M% O+ d: R( j1 O# Z* E! A- Uwww2.tvboxnow.com. P' j8 H7 O. p3 n
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：www2.tvboxnow.com+ R6 w$ I" {) v/ H7 P3 s9 `. ~1 K& R
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. . ?& N5 a2 R2 t, Q# Q7 XTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 % H* w2 A3 d$ DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"; W6 I2 a7 a2 ?& [
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇9 k0 X0 m( Z6 k- R; s% Q
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
