Who says our English is teruk?(tough) Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc. 
 
 
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS 
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. 
 
Malaysians: No stock. 
 
 
RETURNING A CALL 
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith.. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago? 
 
Malaysians: Hello, who call? 
 
 
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY 
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way? 
 
Malaysians: S-kew me. 
 
 
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION 
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? 
 
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah? 
 
 
WHEN ENTERTAINING 
Britons: Please make yourself right at home. 
 
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah! 
 
 
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE  
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. 
 
Malaysians: Where got? 
 
 
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER 
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. 
 
Malaysians: Don't want lah.  
 
 
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. 
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here. 
 
Malaysians: Shut up lah!  
 
 
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.  
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.. 
 
Malaysians: Die lah!! 
 
 
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG 
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you. 
 
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do! 
 
 
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY 
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me? 
 
Malaysians: Celaka you! 
Malay equiv. word for 'asshole' or 'shit' depending on context. |