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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.! {' @1 F( m- p
性本善:Sex is good.
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习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) m& b, b; o. Q$ U$ f  G5 r1 x+ yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.www2.tvboxnow.com% Q/ b+ E% w* p* G9 h4 m
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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9 a, V0 p8 B' N' K7 qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。教之道:The way of learning it
2 }) L: L! \! m! p4 [( y0 D5 v贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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/ }2 ^0 K& J9 u' K) ^子不学:If you don't study hard,6 |% A% a& m5 D- Z$ g3 h
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famouswww2.tvboxnow.com1 Y0 c7 O3 P- y; b& A0 [0 |
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ F" E3 Q& I/ u5 ~. v3 I0 x教五子 All his five son took it
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,/ y: Y* H5 i$ d$ g
父之过 It is all your fault.www2.tvboxnow.com1 E1 r# f& }3 R8 u' w% b
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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) E4 f3 G5 I2 b7 C  |www2.tvboxnow.com子不学 You may refuse to study this9 _4 G- R& a7 [' [; V, t
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幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 o! ^, @. B' K9 E老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( z4 ]8 ]3 k  X/ i) |" j6 ^% E+ V! h不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% _1 z1 X4 ]6 c) r/ k/ x# b6 O6 ~# Q公仔箱論壇人不学 If you don't learn sex,公仔箱論壇. r  p% C# B) S# V2 W& d* I9 y' y
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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