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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  O/ ^4 C. x, K
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ i1 w  k  r! L3 L5 F; a
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.. b7 c! M1 r7 H1 a
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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性乃迁:Sex will leave you..tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 v! h" ~; F% N1 |3 r" A0 ~, n2 x
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* S7 _# o  S8 D  ~9 N1 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng公仔箱論壇0 G7 m0 |! }0 M% E4 p8 w6 m
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.公仔箱論壇+ o- A  Z/ G; R) @4 |
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: x5 u) b2 ?) @有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine- n5 ]" U/ m/ L1 [2 v  _0 o) m
教五子 All his five son took it
8 i9 r+ Q; }2 w* y  k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,' m* |( e6 B, k& q
父之过 It is all your fault.- [  ]0 ?3 u1 q) q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,! e2 O3 J( n3 [5 f
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.8 b- b+ k3 \; H: z$ n$ a$ l
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
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幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,2 T- [6 S  @* g/ p3 t$ [
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 F+ k6 W3 K% E5 n$ b- ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,* ?' e' g* L. e0 ~
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 X* c$ t& y: y8 W  B公仔箱論壇人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* r" T% A% l8 `2 r% G4 _www2.tvboxnow.com不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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