一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: A0 l o. E% V1 Z# b* q
) ]( M$ c, F2 ]9 H9 k) N$ X A公仔箱論壇一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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$ t c% R# _9 o& W4 Y/ T- T% u0 ]/ s6 [婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇/ P" w5 O+ ~2 E" K& _& T* t
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.- |8 z7 t% E. E; F. y0 B; z
9 g/ E A8 `, |/ @8 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"www2.tvboxnow.com4 n/ @( S, B; Q+ o2 H3 \( a& O
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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0 J1 S# F' L- v% U- t: htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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& ]3 Q, b% i7 E5 `- ZThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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