你件過O甘串O既求職信未﹖ (內有很多I.T.述語)

cheapcake

有朋友Post個職位﹐收到以下一份求職信(Cover Letter)。




DearMr, X
Re: JobApplication – Contractor:

Honestly,I’m not sure if I’m applying for a job or am I taking the opportunity to
bragand make some friends... oh well, it is always nice to have additional
income(haha).

Havingbeen a freelancer for almost a decade, I love what I do on a daily basis
and amloving it more and more. A few years ago I discovered Mambo and it
made mylife so much easier. Mambo is now history, but its evil twin Joomla
does noevil but good. Although I swore a lot when v1.5 emerged... but now I’m
takingit and not looking back.

Lastly,I have to apologize for my extremely long resume, if you need a
summary,here it is: I have basically everything you require, I’m a Joomla
expert,a CSS expert, HTML expert, proficient with JS (and AJAX), have
ecommerceexperience, am a professional, award winning graphic designer and
manymore. Now, throw away my resume if you feel lazy or read every word of
it ifyou feel skeptical.

Hopefully,there could be a chance for us to meet and discuss the possibilities in
collaboratingwith ABC. It will be greatly appreciated.
Reallyhope to be able to meet you, know a friend, be a partner (okay, okay, be
your contractor...), if you would contact me, I can bereached at the above
contacts.

Thank you very much foryour time and consideration!

ropeman13

its like a plain paper during exam..