賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
) g e$ G5 I6 }) mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country wewww2.tvboxnow.com. c$ x1 q" x9 t9 i3 _0 b/ _
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：- o" g% q" ]! \0 r' {
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；) y+ [0 P+ l/ b7 ~5 Q' i9 a9 C
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the+ ? L# M& D& P3 d5 H+ S
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
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suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；) d) B4 S. V9 c* D k \/ C( [4 M5 w) J
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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2 a; q1 k, \8 p- b1 T- ]tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' F' U' k6 Z+ m( r
$ \7 `2 _' `, ~; {" G1 Z# s*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
6 c9 J- _$ H8 v0 j) e公仔箱論壇導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
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of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but0 Y0 K# d4 O! y
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ @ a9 i% a$ N* Y, a7 [
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* {" e; |) ?8 c2 r1 d$ n
(this is the most pathetic!);
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One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;+ y. s9 @4 y3 ?) |- W1 k
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到8 t9 B+ P" d1 e5 E
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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5 ?! c8 y0 Z0 C, Wlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
$ Y: e1 n. x' hhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& p2 Q- \# d: q! A1 u0 K2 y
but she was cheated into prostitution!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" }) ]/ ^9 I3 K" m+ {! n6 u+ ]
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Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the' p2 x2 E/ J6 N P9 K$ E
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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