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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.! c: f, m, A+ y% w: I$ M
性本善:Sex is good.www2.tvboxnow.com% W/ u+ M& O. W+ j. B
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 h# V9 \: r1 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.www2.tvboxnow.com* V+ [" M; q+ }! ^
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.www2.tvboxnow.com; |- r6 a. c+ c$ ]* v
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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- E" I7 c0 t( c  _公仔箱論壇教之道:The way of learning it公仔箱論壇; T; d9 F, A# e5 x
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 W! g/ w2 n* V+ l/ ]0 K昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng4 S' D1 b" h$ N/ S; B
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ c* o8 t8 [, Q, E' X/ Q8 q

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* Y5 C) M/ ^. E  R5 @! h断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.7 F4 B/ x0 a- y1 d" X
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it
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( L6 p( a( Y. X# T- V; yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 j9 O2 r5 r7 @- @- f6 r8 _( K父之过 It is all your fault.$ V) O( b( e. y1 `
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- [2 K& S; W1 ^( e* f公仔箱論壇师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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非所宜 but that is a real mistake8 X8 U1 P* }3 M2 B4 [
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 J/ J/ X9 X, E) ]3 i5 @0 A/ `
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged6 {0 ~3 ^, i" C/ i5 K5 I
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 a" w  P+ S* [. }, p
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.公仔箱論壇7 X3 E' A; I& W6 l, f6 }. T: p
人不学 If you don't learn sex,公仔箱論壇  @# c7 b/ R$ a2 Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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