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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* O3 R6 l) F* f8 C! O! @( u
性本善:Sex is good.www2.tvboxnow.com. D+ U; n& {  o9 }$ W3 ]
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 O% w$ A* V# O* L9 {www2.tvboxnow.com习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ r% h5 E7 u$ p; `www2.tvboxnow.com教之道:The way of learning it
( M/ H* y, X& uwww2.tvboxnow.com贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 q3 r! ^4 O, K% ]择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.6 q9 N7 ^9 U2 ~% \9 m0 x% F

1 y! y! ]' ~9 o  a5 U1 C' vwww2.tvboxnow.com子不学:If you don't study hard,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# q& [; H0 D) c& A
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.www2.tvboxnow.com: J! s/ v4 A$ I+ h
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famoustvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 v# g; j0 r9 ^, s* Y, w
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 E: s2 e. R+ {1 F4 hwww2.tvboxnow.com教五子 All his five son took it
7 V) a) T! B5 v" Q2 T& M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 p' w: V) _; X9 ~8 i: Y, @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb父之过 It is all your fault.
! M- [0 t$ V5 Y公仔箱論壇教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,公仔箱論壇# q- `# H+ T  p  c# B# K9 _$ d
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
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幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 C8 }5 r4 g+ t, Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 d* \; s8 a* z6 W. \- x3 v7 A. nwww2.tvboxnow.com玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" K, D' f% Z/ N, }* F( \+ B
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) {& o. o1 w8 p( d. N  s
人不学 If you don't learn sex,www2.tvboxnow.com, B7 }& F* c4 l* {1 B: J7 T
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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