本帖最後由 timmychoo 於 2020-2-13 12:55 AM 編輯
A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with you. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it up I'll be DONE.
" She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the offer. Her boyfriend then said to her, "
do it but ask him for $2,000.
Pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undress himself.
" So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?"
She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fcuk ing!!! |