一位中國醫生在美國的一家醫院找不到工作，於是他開了一家診所，
並在標語寫著: “如果治療不好的話，返給100美元，
一位美國律師認為，這是賺取100美元好機會
律師：“我失去了味覺。”
中國醫生：“護士，從22號藥盒拿藥，然後在患者的口中滴3滴。”
律師：“哦，這是煤油。”
中國醫生：“恭喜，您的味覺得到了恢復。給我20美元。”
惱怒的律師過了幾天又去診所, 想賺回他的錢。
律師：“我失去了記憶。我什麼也記不起來了。”
中國醫生：“護士，從22號盒子裡拿藥，然後在嘴裡滴3滴。”
律師（惱火）：“這是煤油。您上次給我時, 是為了恢復我的口味。”
中國醫生：“恭喜。您的記憶回來了。給我20美元。”
嬲到出煙的律師付給他20美元，然後一周後又回來想取回100美元。
律師：“我的視力變得非常虛弱，我根本看不到。”
中國醫生：“好吧，我沒有藥，所以拿這100美元吧。”
律師（盯著紙條）：“但是這是20美元，而不是100美元！”
中國醫生：“恭喜，您的視力恢復了。給我20美元”
你不能打敗中國醫生
原文
A Chinese Doctor cannot find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Chinese Doctors |
發表於 2019-11-4 08:57 AM
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發表於 2019-11-5 01:27 AM
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