美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' d* F% i# c1 r. N5 ~
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Here are just a few reasons why？tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 d! S- J) i+ R" [4 |
為什麼呢?
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- e4 V6 ^% L5 p* x公仔箱論壇A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ j+ B  J0 D+ b* p( \
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇- H3 L( X1 d& C$ ]
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
$ S2 X, b6 f! F% k. V! Q40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 & c0 n3 C8 [, U
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.www2.tvboxnow.com; l  }' E* ~) U) H7 m
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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. K+ r) L/ y* XWomen over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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2 }  c/ ], ?# J  n( r* `0 pThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 0 ?$ T- i- K7 ?7 M

6 O  U; I& n0 h3 |- V6 VWomen get psychic as they age.
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% ?. m6 D7 D7 kwww2.tvboxnow.comYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 3 g- }7 u& F  t& G% g
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

3 O( ]" w" y5 U1 k公仔箱論壇Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. www2.tvboxnow.com# Y9 b3 A/ Y* D7 M) c
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 * u+ W. w3 h$ e

Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 C) _5 \8 x' K4 k6 c
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 7 t1 w0 Y* X) c4 ?, J! ~, n
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" H/ O- o# u! I

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 www2.tvboxnow.com: H- E: J0 j6 `  X. k, Y; z! {) j, u

0 d' k8 H( Z: [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.' l+ h! w, L3 ]) P+ E
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚公仔箱論壇! D6 [- S* R; f

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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!