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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇7 F* V+ E, G0 ~

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇7 D( [: L1 r/ ]% y* ?$ m  X
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
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8 ?* [0 A# y' ]: ?www2.tvboxnow.comShe doesn't care what you think.
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# o* M' p7 m* x% ^) o7 p, D: N& Cwww2.tvboxnow.comIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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0 O; t. E: }1 G# ?4 E0 pShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
4 X1 S6 _9 p9 S2 U- f她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. + q* `5 Q* w* J/ T# @. V
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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4 X' r7 m, }$ o* c! [www2.tvboxnow.comThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. www2.tvboxnow.com+ |6 B. [  P; q# s" x2 [6 L
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
0 _5 s9 Y1 n; ^+ i當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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7 T5 f$ p3 h7 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen get psychic as they age. - c/ g0 d- ?* N  E6 E* s% I/ q/ |# V( n
女人越老越通靈
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! M! X3 J3 e+ M公仔箱論壇You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.   \7 F4 M9 B4 S: I
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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% |# d+ b8 e# A3 s1 M8 ~公仔箱論壇Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
- @; F- D. ^! Z6 X2 F只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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, |2 Y8 y) j  m% ]. b5 C# @www2.tvboxnow.comOlder women are forthright and honest.
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9 i" {) T+ Z- w, q5 @+ K公仔箱論壇They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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  C# M' f! S( @: Wwww2.tvboxnow.comYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
( R3 q/ a3 k! U" q: q+ e- e, Wwww2.tvboxnow.com你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% d( k* @% P3 l  y9 ?
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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$ F  h  F& k& d' l. I5 j公仔箱論壇Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. www2.tvboxnow.com, H+ c/ Q2 R' C. g) X) [
40歲以上的男人呢
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; S4 U" Z  u8 z# k& K* yFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 www2.tvboxnow.com) o5 _/ s; ]! i( I* B

  U& n, h$ ?" }* G9 m1 h/ ]1 iLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say, TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, q! g9 n; w7 ]
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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6 x' J, y* s, s/ Q7 q"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* t% K  Z6 q% C
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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! R5 O; I* t% e3 m: P1 ]& G+ [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbHere's an update for you.
0 h! D# L' `; o7 u7 U* G公仔箱論壇實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇9 ]- H- M1 M1 n) G) A
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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5 }; T; m$ L3 q4 Z5 q+ `Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" P, D* Y9 U6 _- L

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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