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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
, o+ @8 Q; a; o" e# V/ R性本善:Sex is good.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% L. W8 Z- k) H6 x2 w% F4 P: N# v
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 d" T; X# m7 {% T; a习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.1 ?3 O7 l+ w3 y$ C3 z8 J
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.公仔箱論壇) d+ [/ d2 W/ o6 ?$ N
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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3 L. v  w% b! Y公仔箱論壇教之道:The way of learning it' [& ~$ C, e" v( d$ r
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.www2.tvboxnow.com8 I4 A7 i8 x/ u

) i# b* p! n, E" ]www2.tvboxnow.com昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Mengtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 v, t4 X6 u$ \4 y$ t7 ^
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.www2.tvboxnow.com6 }3 z8 O0 ?. o) k- c
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
7 ^, ~4 T' B1 y, N2 v5 n$ V& M断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 E. |* f# B/ {6 B窦燕山 Dou, the Famous! p) Y4 e# D, z& c+ P+ l5 C
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicinewww2.tvboxnow.com8 S& P# A' k) i6 q3 q/ R2 f, b. S" k
教五子 All his five son took itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& \/ L) l" F% G8 @& V7 C3 \; V
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Q8 Q- H0 a0 j
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, z2 i+ a# m! U6 ?) t7 q$ E+ m" htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇, T' u% m5 f# O+ u& y
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,! M5 u* f8 m% L7 ^0 F6 b
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 q# ^8 o5 @# C1 q7 {. t5 Wwww2.tvboxnow.com非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ h' ]% Y, d* \9 R( s$ _www2.tvboxnow.com幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 U+ {( ^. Q  h. C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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! S/ e! H! [; F$ |! x  bwww2.tvboxnow.com玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 S# y1 @4 p; w不成器 It won't become hard and strong.www2.tvboxnow.com4 _7 T' J1 h0 @2 T3 b5 T% p
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ q5 B1 j9 b5 H# T不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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