一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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5 m( I" X8 C5 l. i1 K) \$ T一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」' }: I- h" D' K5 N6 ?
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」# V# A' O& q5 } i0 _. ^% Q
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」2 W5 H O; Z& R- K e0 k
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
. H- V0 l# [! n9 _: S3 P* x# UAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇6 E- C6 u6 c6 m j' I
: E6 T' b) }( U7 bwww2.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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6 F* a8 ~7 c2 E! l, x, Wwww2.tvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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# R; i' c5 M5 p% g8 Y& S$ dwww2.tvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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