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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
1 m6 i) k5 t; O8 D8 i9 JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (1) Fine: This
/ V& c, F; t$ H' \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
+ H' X, C9 x% E. @1 x& r% q1 F> and you need to shut up.% U3 Z; p7 a5 ^  ]+ U) s1 Z- p% g6 s) v
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> Minutes: If公仔箱論壇/ J) g3 M. p8 H- K* }+ P* @( l3 Z
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
8 q: f3 e* k0 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
# o; Y% V% A9 A9 V! H( ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
: E9 {4 M( P& i: W% y公仔箱論壇> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
" c$ n) i# L. s6 BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you: b6 z& z; s( n# [" \. z; c& D
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
4 x2 r5 p% ^3 e> usually end in fine.
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6 I9 Q7 C/ T8 x, V3 Ewww2.tvboxnow.com> (4) Go4 |1 G# L# a- U
> Ahead: This
. }) q% Z% u* W  N6 mwww2.tvboxnow.com> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud
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% g0 x# _6 P: {+ P3 I6 K> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇) m1 N6 c  [2 K% X! g
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇% G* p1 \/ |) l
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing, v& _+ G8 D* Y- U, r5 A
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
2 X1 n* p0 c) X3 Q) owww2.tvboxnow.com> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning ofwww2.tvboxnow.com! q8 u* A7 `: V) i0 g
> nothing.)
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> Okay: This
6 ~& y# ~) o# V; k- ]' P> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
- g' T0 M) c( v4 m$ A+ P公仔箱論壇> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and7 R% s" K) s5 j1 n2 R( [$ M
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" s2 o+ p& t  _9 U0 p" w$ l5 K
> mistake.
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" Y( ~+ j. ?: d* ]+ Q" Z4 bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇* |' P* K# o( W& _
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
' P5 Q* v% G+ Q& t0 V7 m公仔箱論壇> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
" \* y6 O: N/ u; F$ J7 `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is( ^0 d. n& `& c, v( I
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 E4 |' j! [& p: r
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
& B; J; z. [+ Z* e6 u  G3 G% zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇7 l  p: N% l' m! y. L
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 公仔箱論壇0 a: m5 {% J2 H) b5 s, v

9 ?* }% p, a' e2 Z1 `$ ~: @% C) ^> (9) Don't  k, ^( B9 R" S8 f5 s% }/ O& O+ b: U
> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& [; ?9 J# U* x
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman, p& J  c  ^' }7 L7 A
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it9 F$ R& n* Z$ i% E! v5 n& |& ~' |
> herself. This will later result in a man
! s4 X; x7 q( q1 A: ?5 W$ ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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