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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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; b; v6 R$ m0 r( i7 u! qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE
6 @+ X  |  `" A9 B7 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇1 m" r9 L+ G4 ]- D
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. K% G( Y7 _5 w: u6 C4 N
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; A/ l4 P; r% p' r
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1 G1 G/ r0 a  ^3 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (2) Five
$ j6 ^' J7 Q& a' D6 v( Q' Q/ J公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If
. G0 \$ ]: W- J  f; o  V) K公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Fivetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 n0 k! s9 x4 b: Q. y
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
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9 X. `3 `4 o9 W# W! r# V0 }/ qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing. q6 O2 j) F7 P8 K% w) w
> usually end in fine.www2.tvboxnow.com- @4 ~' h' K# @3 e  P! {
>
# O/ V1 I' `8 Z7 z( A4 R+ UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Dotvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 U% K. p. x3 c& v! C
> It!
: Z8 x% y; n3 q" f1 e7 a! Kwww2.tvboxnow.com公仔箱論壇# m; Z4 \* a* ^
> (5) Loud
$ C  k! q: C% j/ a1 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
% u, @  L  m) s0 A9 C公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
3 |/ ]% N8 q3 r' _4 j6 G* l4 k8 J7 O3 z> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
+ ?) ~* c, ^" A: E+ y公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingwww2.tvboxnow.com; a4 O, N  Q: [9 k5 T" |% ]; f
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
7 w  A& R! x7 E% B: X1 g9 y公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
2 a9 P, X$ g+ ^. ~+ [1 V- [' B> nothing.)公仔箱論壇7 X9 r) v4 ]1 |/ p. c7 h
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( h) l: B3 t9 {: v) I- x> (6) That's
: k3 g/ D* x% R% T5 nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: This公仔箱論壇- d0 a4 `6 p, m! K9 J
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
4 K8 P: ~7 k/ Q, ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
, V; O5 K3 _' i6 t; g. {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
1 k/ X' c4 F7 Q* ]1 _4 }4 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> mistake.
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5 N' E4 M7 t7 f公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ z+ S' ?3 D2 l& z1 ^# D
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; l6 q8 x$ P0 L/ `5 I* k5 o: o: e
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
) Y8 g- ^5 L( o$ swww2.tvboxnow.com> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
/ I; G" \7 o: u" F$ C$ b& owww2.tvboxnow.com> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
: W/ ^) S6 S) ?2 f9 U> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
* o- z# y8 T# o$ s> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇. B! n3 x8 e' W/ `! i9 S% Y6 t- t  b8 N
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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% d& z& s- L* Y9 |公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't
- r- R- n& E& z& P, O# ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> worry about it, I got it: Another
2 g6 k& @/ w, `* k- S0 A( z  c  z: t7 O4 w公仔箱論壇> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇6 @$ B7 T* g- ]' R- x* A
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
& M) {$ ]  U' s3 P# g, Y; \( d公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man
, d. y4 s$ s# I4 X' o6 e3 s$ |公仔箱論壇> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
1 x/ `" z4 k1 Z/ i  J+ g> response refer to # 3.
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