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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. www2.tvboxnow.com+ r8 h) N( K7 y' c4 F- P
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇- P& M& c: r: Z$ ~$ K
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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" www2.tvboxnow.com) Y, I8 L, h+ f& M0 e
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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( T2 \, S2 R6 v0 S3 M1 z* OShe doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 j, u2 U$ U( P9 j" }# y
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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  q( h* \  o' Y5 m3 c5 ~If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 8 h8 H5 ?6 ~+ G9 K1 `
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' p. @' m0 Q8 A2 ~3 i! f

4 q: g+ M" c4 U& GShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
2 ~2 h) A4 j" E0 @# J5 s$ i, i$ Hwww2.tvboxnow.com她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
; c( }' m: ?2 q' Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. , U) D2 \8 t# Y, a2 A& e
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇; H0 U8 K# U" Y: r: m) T
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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" _1 s$ p0 l( Z3 w: P0 J% DOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. * K' [! k! t% q0 @/ {* Q
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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# [6 j# l* U2 d0 D0 E# e' QOlder women are forthright and honest.
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* j3 u, y2 B3 `They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
8 m8 `( W1 X( m; l& C# k* o如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

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" Z5 q, {: {! R* |+ V公仔箱論壇Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. b0 N- @* W. \" j3 v4 {& A- d: u
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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5 g/ J5 b; z9 G' i4 J. Gwww2.tvboxnow.comUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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- U* |" f; `+ s9 s! O"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
' `: |% V: k" j$ Y) S那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ F, B5 K  ~1 S0 F) B6 G, ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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