Finally, a definition of globalization I can
understand and to which I can relate...
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's Death
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian
paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; she was treated by an American
doctor using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and
you're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips
and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant, transported by Indian lorry drivers, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen.
That, my friends, is Globalization! |